A Quarantine Expert's Guide to Maximizing Post-Pandemic Social Awkwardness
by Emily Alford on Jezebel, shared by Joel Cunningham from Lifehacker on (#5BZCQ)

As we come within a stone's throw of one year since all non-dickheaded people began covering their blowholes and sequestering themselves for the greater good, many have started to wonder what the post-vaccine world will look like when our pale bodies trundle back into the sun, or probably more likely the darkened...