My new year's resolution came to a crashing halt in a lake full of swan poo | Matilda Boseley

I had resolved to ride my bike to work every day. The quest was a disaster from start to end

As my bike's front wheel hurtled towards the concrete ledge separating land from lake, two thoughts flashed through my mind.

Oh my God, I can't destroy another work laptop" and Well, there goes my new year's resolution".