Oklahoma WR gets ass kicked, nearly loses eye in bathroom brawl
by Julie DiCaro from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5EGZV)
I have a serious question: Is this typical of what goes on in men's bathrooms at bars? My only experience is with women's bathrooms in bars and clubs, which are, after a certain point in the night, havens of shared lip gloss, generous compliments, and declarations of our deep and abiding love for each other.