If Johnny Damon looked like David Ortiz, he very well might be dead
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5F5WA)
I know you'll have to get over the shock that someone who spent their whole career trading on the label of idiot" got arrested for a DUI. It's a cold world. That's what Johnny Damon did last month in Florida, as well as resisting arrest without violence. Damon's blood-alcohol level was .30, some four times over the...