I Ever Tell You How I Got This Tiny Scar?
by Ryan Costello from Least I Could Do on (#5GG8C)
If you've seen my face at any point since 10 this morning, get off my lawn you pervert. But since you're probably curious, yes, that is a fresh red mark on the upper point of my left cheek. It's a burn. And the story of how I got it involves wax, wind, fire, and water. [...]
