A definitely-winning guide to betting the 2021 Kentucky Derby using only horse names and how badass they look
by Rich O'Malley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5HAF7)
First of all, I have indeed been to the Kentucky Derby (which is, like, a WHOLE other story, and I'll never write it as well as Hunter S. Thompson, so just read his).