Jack Vening: the 10 funniest things I have ever seen (on the internet)

So many hours spent on the internet, so many bizarre and incredible things for this Australian comedian to show you

Do you remember a time when you weren't on the internet? I sure don't, or at least the special version they gave us at gifted school so we did not become Troubled.

But sometimes I wonder if it's healthy to scrape every organic second of my day and deposit it into my computer's protein tray in exchange for my Mandatory Web Hours. I do my little media job on the internet. I write my little stupid fiction stories and my very funny and well regarded Tinyletter here. I know if my ancestors could see me they would hoot angrily on their bone-trumpets and fill my T-shirt with the semi-poison berries. Sometimes, I dream I'm tilling the land with my 10 identical sons and daughters - cultivating, I don't know, silverbeet, who gives a shit - but the dream always falters when I get to the part where I must clean myself up for supper and realise I don't know how to use a non-wifi tap.