Alex Gallagher: the 10 funniest things I have ever seen (on the internet)

We asked citizens of the internet to send us the funniest things in their extremely online neighbourhood. Here's what Alex Gallagher supplied

There's no way of dressing it up or making it out to be a more noble, onerous pursuit than it is: I am deeply online.

In the decade and a half that I've been plugged into the mainframe I've increasingly developed a concerning Pavlovian response to the internet, wherein joy is analogous to whatever cursed content my cyber-spelunking has managed to unearth that day.