All the foreign substance checks are doing is proving what babies baseball players are
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5KE29)
We knew this already. We knew baseball players were a bunch of babies, because if you think about how they behave, there's no other sport even close to having the level of pissbaby-dom that baseball does. Hell, let's just go back a few days to that adorable Joey Votto story with that cute little girl who came to see...