LOL JK Padres, no Max Scherzer for you
by Jon Helmkamp from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5MRN6)
Hey, so, cool story. Remember that one time I wrote about how Max Scherzer was totally going to the San Diego Padres like five hours ago? Also, unrelated - have you ever seen Elf" with Will Ferrell? Well, if you have (or if you haven't, whatever), there's a scene where Buddy the Elf, played by Ferrell, plans out the...