Brazil v Argentina: World Cup qualifier abandoned as authorities try to deport four players – as it didn’t happened

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My quiet Sunday covering Brazil v Argentina went out the window about two hours ago. Oh well, it was fun (in a way). Thanks for joining me for this unique experience. I am sure the full facts will be ascertained in due course but we can all accept that today's events were a complete and utter farce. A full report straight from Brazil is coming your way very soon.

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Couldn't they just bring out Messi and Neymar and settle this with a keepy-uppy challenge?" asks Peter Oh.

It would have been fun. Like a non-stop unveiling.