Been there, done that...5 times; naked. That's my attitude toward life. - regrets

"Thanks for your time, my name is Les, how can I make your reality better today?" is how I answer my business phone. Disarms the disgruntled and I'm immediately NOT identified as their enemy. One day there was all this pressure and then cold, suddenly my buttocks hurt and I screamed, then there was this wet thing laying there and I heard the words, "Hello Les, I'm your Mom and this is your dad, it wonderful to meet you." and the insatiable hunger I had then has never been filled; so began the first production LesO v1.0 model. I've lived every dream and nightmare I have ever had, short of a spacewalk. I'm the 'real deal', the 'boy scout', the incorruptible, etherical USAF Sergeant who manages like a friend who listens and really cares, can slay a vampire with my 'silver tongue' or talk the fur off of a mink. I may be a wondergeek who needs to be kept in a cage, but I will always deliver the results of three prior to feeding time; I do expect the pay of three. I will spend 45 minutes automating a routine corporation-wide upgrade of systems while being yelled at by all of the other employees why are updating 2 systems (if lucky) during my moments; then update 1 at rapidly as the system can boot, only limited by the number of installation media I have available. So, ALL of the employees who claim to be experts completed a floor and I completed 2 floor alone. Who's right and who's wrong? That's for the customer to say and EVERYONE is a customer. Similar to a scratch-off lottery ticket that is my 'newbie intro'; that's my story and I'm stickiin' to it. I hope that now I can move on and use the time I've blown authenticating and doing this 'cover letter'. Hasta la pizza.

-LesO