Brian Kelly broke up by text after the second date
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5SGNK)
If you're a Notre Dame fan, and I assume you're done trashing your underground hovel and listening to your entire Bob Seger collection, you can look forward to the fact that you're only about 10 months away from watching Brian Kelly getting his brains beaten in by various SEC schools. It's a cold world in college...