How to Track Santa on His Yearly Trip South, We Mean Really Stalk His Ass
by Elizabeth Yuko from Lifehacker on (#5TAFP)

So, your long-awaited holiday trip to visit family or friends was cancelled-for the second year in a row. It has occurred to you that, yet again, the kids will be off from school and need to be kept occupied. For a brief moment, you consider telling them to go read a book or do a puzzle, or something that doesn't...