A suitcase of booze, breaking the kid’s swing … is this No 10’s worst hangover yet? | Marina Hyde
Reports of a wild party on the eve of Prince Philip's funeral haven't yet done for Johnson - but there could be more to come
Incredible, when you think about it, that the ceremonial funeral of His Royal Highness the Duke of Edinburgh had fewer attendees than Slacky"'s leaving do the night before. That's showbiz, I guess. Anyway: another day, another Downing Street party dispatch from the nation with the highest Covid death toll in Europe. If only Boris Johnson's administration could have organised a piss-up in a brewery, instead of just in No 10.
I'm sure Dominic Cummings has some complex 5D game-theory analysis as to why decision-making in Whitehall was systematically loaded toward bad outcomes, but a lot of us will be developing an alternative hypothesis. Namely, do you reckon one of the reasons we did so badly was because you lot were trashed half the time? Forgive me: I forgot to use the approved euphemism. Do you reckon one of the reasons you made impaired decisions and now seem to be suffering repeated memory loss was because of the drinking culture at No 10"? I mean, honestly. Imagine being such a mess that even JOURNALISTS reckon you drink too much.
Marina Hyde is a Guardian columnist
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