How to Stop Your Kid From Spitting
by Sarah Showfety from Lifehacker on (#5VZD4)

Do you have a preschooler or toddler? Do they toddle and do adorable things like giggle uncontrollably when you pretend to bump into walls, say blankely" instead of blanket, and occasionally send an aggressive spray of their own spittle in your direction? Oh wait, that last one's not actually cute.