Kristaps Porziņģis, in search of a version of himself that doesn’t exist, traded to Wizards
by Sean Beckwith from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5W1YW)
This post could take longer than it has to because Kristaps Porziis once averaged 22 points for the Knicks. It won't, though, because that player is no more. What's left is a shell of a unicorn in search of a situation that will allow him to at least chuck as much as his former self.