Digested week: a downward spiral from Vogue to Brooklyn Beckham’s Instagram | Emma Brockes

Sharing in a celebrity couple's joy, an elevator hitch, and why it's time to stop quoting David Mamet

I hate myself for it, but as with new leads on cold cases or anything involving the House of Grimaldi, I simply can't look away. Brooklyn Beckham, whose achievements in photography are rivalled only by those of Rocco Ritchie's in portraiture, married Nicola Peltz in Palm Beach, Florida, on Saturday, and on Monday the rest of us got to share in their joy. I took away three things from my glancing exposure to the 479 pages of coverage: Brooklyn's extraordinary gaucheness, the ongoing question of what Romeo's deal is, and the strange ubiquity of Eva Longoria.