Marcelo booted from Lyon locker room for excessive farts, laughter
by Eric Blum from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5Z2XX)
Brazilian soccer player Marcelo couldn't stop busting ass in the Lyon locker room and laughing about it. His flatulence became too much for his teammates to handle, as ESPN reported his farting and cackling about crackin' a rat was the reason behind Marcelo's expulsion from Lyon last August.