If you’re gonna be late, be late
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5Z5GS)
One of the many lessons I learned from my older brother, most of them the wrong ones but they've made life more entertaining, was that if you're running late for something, just go ahead and be late. He taught me this one day as I was hurrying and scrambling to 8th grade or high school, and I had no hope of arriving...