The only thing worse than the owners are their kids
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#62D5J)
Were you in the mood for a world-class bus-tossing? Did you want to start your day with the sound of an express pulverizing an unsuspecting individual DJ Jazzy Jeff'd into its path? Does the morning need a kickstart with a thunderous THWACK?" Friendo, you're in luck: