Alabama-Texas was drunk, I mean like drunk drunk
by Sean Beckwith from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#63G19)
This is why people can't quit Texas. They have all the talent to hang with and beat the best teams in the country even with a backup QB, and like Mikey with a number in Swingers, fuck it up. The rest of the SEC watching wishes that version of Alabama shows up to conference play, but still someone has to stop their...