People are going spare about Prince Harry’s memoir. Just don’t ask them why | Marina Hyde

The Sussexes draw more ire than genocidal dictators - from people who struggle to articulate exactly what their problem is

The interior designer and social commentator Nicky Haslam has just released the latest annual version of his fabled tea towel, on which he lists some more of the things that he finds common". (This year's entries include Bond Street, coriander, divorce, porn, Stanley Johnson, hydrangeas, foundations and side plates.) Far be it from any of us to suggest culprits for the next one, but I do think being angry with Meghan and Harry" should be a contender. Let's be honest: there really isn't much more desperately naff than allowing oneself to be conversationally infuriated by the commercial behaviour/comings-and-goings/mere existence of the Sussexes". It is hugely infra dig.

And yet the couple continue to drive swathes of people quite mad. For a huge throng of the vicariously enraged, this week's release of the cover of Harry's forthcoming memoir has once again proved a ticket to near-apoplexy. The book is to be called Spare - a hilarious and brilliant title, despite kneejerk criticism of it from people whose own books are called perfectly gopping things like Diana's Babies: Kate, William and the repair of a broken family". Given Spare isn't out till January, we've no idea yet of the quality of its content, though I note Harry has benefited from Andre Agassi's ghostwriter. So we could be in for more unforgettable and award-winning sections on hair loss in the public eye.