So long, and thanks for all the fail whales
by Allison Johnson from The Verge - All Posts on (#65QHK)
Twitter, as we knew it, is dead. Long live Twitter. | Illustration by Alex Castro / The Verge
Good morning! I wish the circumstances were better, but it's so nice to see so many familiar avatars. Oh, and hello to the Blue subscribers in the front row. I know Twitter would have appreciated your support. We're gathered here today, of course, to remember our beloved social media platform. Twitter, as we knew it, passed from this earthly realm on October 27th, the day that a billionaire with terrible ideas and a worse sense of humor purchased it.
Personally, I have so much to thank Twitter for. Sure, it rewired my brain into a little tweet factory, constantly auditioning summaries of every unusual thing that happened to me to test their tweet-worthiness. And so what if it turned my attention span into Swiss cheese? Twitter was there...