I fear I may never know joy and happiness like Andrés Cantor
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#670KF)
Maybe years ago, like a couple decades, Andres Cantor was something of a cartoon to non-soccer fans with his outsized GOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" calls making the rounds on various highlight shows as evidence of how silly soccer was to the agnostics and why it should never be bothered with.