I Think My 1-Year-Old Son’s Pacifier Is His Homeboy

Parents, stop me if you've heard any of this before. Of my three children, my youngest, Rome, is by far the biggest spark plug. He's a living, breathing 100 emoji. When he's asleep, we take pains to make sure he sleeps as long as possible, shushing any and everybody in the vicinity making noise-not because we don't...