Ah yes, exactly where I wanted my parcel – delivered to somebody else’s foot | Diane Morgan

I wouldn't have been surprised to find this delivery company was running the country - it would explain a lot

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We have successfully delivered your package", the delivery company said, and to prove it, they sent me a photo of a woman's foot. I didn't recognise the foot. Or the door. But they were insistent they'd been successful at their ONE JOB.

If they'd said, We are so badly paid that we don't give a toss about your stupid parcel," or even, We booted your parcel off a cliff for fun," I'd have found it easier to forgive them, but it was the fact that they seemed genuinely pleased with the service they'd given that bothered me.

Diane Morgan is an actor, comedian and writer. Cunk On ... is on BBC iPlayer