Hey, Kyrie Irving, you’re a human being, we all know you
by Sean Beckwith from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#69NWZ)
Welcome to Deadspin's The Sports Nihilist, where all is for naught and we are but accidental jolts of electrified meat stuck to the surface of a rock in an indifferent universe. Fuck you.