Just pre-tack the baseball already
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#6B08D)
You have to give MLB and its umpires credit. There really isn't anyone more hilarious to eject over sticky substances on his hand than Max Scherzer. No one's going to look more ridiculous arguing their case, everyone in the stadium is going to know exactly what's going on, and if you want to make an issue, and the...