It’s never too early to laugh at the last-place Cardinals
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#6BCHC)
Frustratingly, it doesn't happen all that often, so when it does you kind of have to eschew the normal protocols of being guarded due to sample-size, and randomness in baseball. When the St. Louis Cardinals are in last place, you simply shoot that fucker right into the vein and kiss the sky. In our modern world, the...