An alligator walks into a baseball game
by Sean Beckwith from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#6F55K)
It's no surprise that a Philly sports fan popped a nickel into my back and pulled the cord for a rant, because I don't think Wally the alligator is cute, and am not amused by attention seekers. And that's what people who bring their pets everywhere are: Banal humans who have to trick others into interacting with them.