No one self-destructs quite like the Buffalo Bills
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#6GC1R)
If Chris Berman is indeed still alive, and not just some hologram or rejected Chuck E. Cheese animatronic figure at this point, he probably wouldn't go on air and say, NOBODY BLOWS THEIR OWN DICK OFF LIKE THE BUFFALO BILLS!" Not because it isn't true, but because he hasn't updated any of his catchphrases since the...