Tetris puts me in a state of zen. If only it did the same for my family

I hoped the cat-herding for a family gaming night would be worth it to enjoy one of the most soothing games ever. But the bricks did not line up

My whole family is under one roof again, after my son Charlie's flirtation with university was halted by a combination of shady landlord and disappointing levels of partying. As a responsible parent, I should have persuaded him to stay, but 3,000 miles was a hell of a distance to be from the one member of the family who both a) can legally drink and b) wants to go drinking with me. I designate our first Saturday night together a Family Game Night.

There's a multi-player Tetris on PlayStation Plus," I suggest, That could be fun!"