Daycare apps allow you to track your child like an NBA player. I want to opt out – but I can’t | James Colley

Do we really need real-time updates on our kids at daycare and stat-tracking packages like they're a draft prospect for the upcoming season? Alas, I Accept

Let's get this out of the way: I love my child very much and am deeply invested in her safety and happiness. God, you know an article is going to be a doozy when you've got to put that disclaimer up the top.

A few years ago, by some mystic coincidence, a number of my friends all had babies around the same time. It was somewhat of a trend - like saying hot girl summer" or going to Italy, except this one came with the lifelong consequence of a human being.