Republicans beware: weaponising pets is a political minefield | Stewart Lee

Before attacking childless cat ladies', senator JD Vance would have done well to remember the old showbiz adage...

The Ohio senator JD Vance has attacked childless cat ladies", going so far as to suggest infertile cat owners, or cat owners choosing life without children, should enjoy reduced voting rights. Donald Trump has already alienated Elvis Presley fans (Elvis didn't have 50,000 people and he had a guitar... I don't have a guitar") and the wind (I never understood wind ... I've studied it better than anybody"). Now Vance is politicising pets. The MP for Clacton, Nigel Farage, has called Vance a top man". Farage fuels violence, as we saw in the moving cocaine-and-cider vigil in Southport last week. Should Clacton cats, and Clacton cat ladies, fear the fist of Farage?

Rightwingers aiming to weaponise pets should remember the old showbiz adage: Never work with animals and children." Especially if, as the American alt-right theorist Jack Psobiec suggests they should, the Republicans sign up the Trumpanzee rock star Ted Nugent. The blood sports enthusiast, and author of the song Jailbait, already has demonstrably poor history with both wildlife and the young.