‘Alexa, what do you know about us?’ What I discovered when I asked Amazon to tell me everything my family’s smart speaker had heard

For years, Alexa has been our on-call vet, DJ, teacher, parent, therapist and whipping boy. What secrets would the data reveal?

She is always listening. She is unfailingly polite. She is often obtuse. She is sometimes helpful. She frequently frustrates. She isn't great with bashment artists. Or grime. Ordrum'n'bass. She needs to be spoken to slowly and clearly, as you'd talk to an aged relative with diminished faculties. She doesn't like French accents.

Alexa, how long do wasps live for?"