Dan Rath: the 10 funniest things I have ever seen (on the internet)

The comedian wants you to know he does not have social media. So this is a list of things he watches on his TV through YouTube in the middle of the night

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I buy the Guardian from the newsagent. The digital seeps into the analogue so you can find out about trends through print media; you just get it a bit later. Last week I found out about twerking from reading the Economist.

I wish technology had stopped in 1996 when it was good enough to play Mario Kart but not enough to ruin your life. I only need Microsoft Excel.