The Partiful app is a ‘vibey’ nightmare. Here’s my party-invitation solution | Dave Schilling

This year was the year of Partiful, a purple mess that won't even let me be passive-aggressive without chastising me

Stop inviting me to your parties. I think I have not only aged out of going to some non-stop rager hosted by you, specifically for your benefit, but I also can't keep track of when your unnecessary gatherings even occur. You might think I sound incredibly unfun, but actually, I'm the life of the party. It's just that at my age, all the life has been sucked out. Tom's 32nd BDay Bash!!!" at Squirrel Lodge is 2 November, but then Shelly's Pre-Turkey Day Shindig?" is two days later. You actually think I'm going to both of those?

Besides, I can't recall what I ate for breakfast, let alone what day your party is. Unfortunately, technology has a solution to my memory problem.