Chuck Schumer should quit – but would his imaginary friends agree? | Arwa Mahdawi

The US government was shut down for weeks - and then Democrats shrugged their shoulders and gave up

Chuck Schumer, the Senate minority leader, has a pair of very sweet imaginary friends. They're a middle-class couple called Joe and Eileen Bailey and they live on Long Island. At one point the imaginary couple, who feature in Schumer's 2007 book, Positively American, were called the O'Reillys. According to the Hill, one Schumer aide said the name then was changed because the publisher thought O'Reilly was too ethnic" for mass consumption. Another aide said that claim was false, and Schumer just wanted a name that sounded more national". Naming strategy aside, the key point here is that Schumer has said he runs all his policy decisions by this completely fictional couple. He's referred to them hundreds of times throughout his political career.

Arwa Mahdawi is a Guardian columnist