The player who chugged a beer on the field and Phil Neville returns to Miami: MLS weekend wrap

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There are simple adages which help us navigate this mad world. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When it heaves a beer your way on the field at PayPal Park, you give it a hearty chug.

The San Jose Earthquakes have been the season's surprise outfit, storming to the top of a competitive Western Conference in Bruce Arena's second season. In their final home fixture before the World Cup break, they stormed back against a valiant FC Dallas to find an 80th minute leveler, giving the crowd dreams of a comeback before the final whistle.