I need smart glasses. How else can I monetize every second of my life? | Dave Schilling

They're the latest technological innovation no one asked for - now with added consent issues!

I went to a party recently. A fancy one, filled with expensive people and interesting clothes.

You might find this surprising, as I expend hundreds of words a week in this publication bemoaning human interaction, but I love parties. I like free champagne, passed appetizers and forced, go-nowhere small talk.