Why would anyone want a smart fridge? | Dave Schilling

After a hack in France, internet-enabled appliances are looking even less appealing - especially before the holidays

We are deep into the holiday season now, past Halloween and a mere two weeks away from American Thanksgiving.

I've already given up taking care of my body, surrendering fully to gluttony, vices, and going to bed at 7pm because it's pitch black outside. I've begun to hibernate like a slothful bear, my blanket and pillow never too far from my grasp. The only thing closer to my hands than my bedsheets is a slice of cold pizza. I just want to eat in peace, thank you very much.