And Now, a FitBit Filk

Go ahead and sing it. You know the melody already.

When I wake up, well I know you're gonna beyou're gonna be the one who vibrates me awakeWhen I go out, yeah I know you're gonna beYou're gonna be the one who counts the steps I take. If I get drunk, well I know you're gonna beyou're gonna be the one who logs my lifts of glassWhen I'm hung over? Well I know you're gonna count You're gonna count the hours I spend flat on my ass. But I would walk 5000 stepsAnd I would walk 5000 moreJust to feel that buzz upon my wrist for my ten thousand step reward When I work out, yes I know we'll have some funbecause you'll be the one who's workin' out with me.And when I'm hungry from the workin' out I've doneI swear I'll tell you every calorie I eat. When I come home (When I come home), and I'm limpin' like a foolI'm gonna limp along with gusto 'cause of you.But when I shower, well I only have one rule I'm gonna take that long hot shower without you. But I would walk 5000 stepsAnd I would walk 5000 moreJust to feel that buzz upon my wrist for my ten thousand step reward When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna beI'm gonna be the man who's lonely wearing youAnd when I'm dreaming, well I know you'll know I dreambecause somehow you track my sleeping and that's creepy. When I go out (when I go out), well I know you're gonna goYou're gonna go just fine with what I choose to wear.And when I come home (when I come home), yes I know I'm gonna wishI'm gonna wish I'd walked instead of driving there.I'm gonna wish I'd walked instead of driving there. But I would walk 5000 stepsAnd I would walk 5000 moreJust to feel that buzz upon my wrist for my ten thousand step reward

Apologies to the Proclaimers, and to my FitBit, who doesn't get to go out nearly as often as he'd like.

(cross-posted from howardtayler.com)