Clips from Dish Network's "Pirate TV" scold channel (c.2008)
by David Pescovitz from on (#RN52)
"Hello, you're watching Dish Network's Pirate TV Channel."
Apparently only viewers with unauthorized access to Dish Network would see the "Pirate TV" channel that consisted of this message, looping forever.
Below, a version from around 2009: "Hello, you're watching Dish Network. Did you know you're a satellite pirate?"
(via r/ObscureMedia, thanks UPSO!)
