Lets rename moons because of terror

Some Harry Potter fan thinks we should rename Martian moons because they are terror-ble. This person, who may also be a fan of the Wheel of Time series by name choice, thinks that the current names of the moons orbiting Mars inspire fear and panic and terror. No comment has been received from the moons themselves, however, one is reportedly ripping itself to pieces over this or some other problem such as an intense gravity field or a fail love affair with a comet. We may never learn the truth.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/nov/29/before-we-set-up-colonies-on-mars-we-need-to-discuss-renaming-its-moons