Don’t listen to those who try to own the definition of a video game

A game is what you would like it to be

So new year is coming, the time when for centuries video games journalists have traditionally knelt before their console or PC of choice and begged the Pixellated Games Fairy for just one wish. Don't tell me you've never heard of the Pixellated Games Fairy.

Next you'll be saying you don't believe in Santa Binding-Clause, by whose grace we are not prosecuted for breaking the terms in "standard agreements" we agreed to without reading.