Star Wars: The Force Awakens

I saw Star Wars: The Force Awakens on Thursday night, and what do you mean you don't believe me? I totally okay no I didn't see it, but it would have been cool if I had, right?

I'll be seeing it sometime next week, and honestly, nothing I say here is going to change anybody's decision about whether to see the film. This post is here to let you know that I'm going to hold off on an actual review for a while, because enough is being said by enough people in enough places that I really don't want to add to the likelihood that the film will get spoiled in some way for my readers.