The Rich Kids of Instagram review – yacht parties, helicopter shopping: where do I sign up?

The twentysomething multimillionaire heirs documenting their jetset lives are a real inspiration to their followers - I might give it a go myself

So, I haven't really got to grips with Instagram yet. Eager not to be left behind, I'm hoping that The Rich Kids of Instagram (Channel 4) can help steer me in the right direction. I want to be rich, I want to be a kid, I want to be on Instagram; this sounds like a show that's been tailor-made for me. (If you think this is all too much about me, then you're probably just a sad jealous hater troll; and you know what? I don't care.)

Right, this Lana - @LanaScolaro - seems like a lovely girl and a really great role model and guide, to help me build Brand Me on Instagram. Lana, 20, a multimillionaire heiress, spends her time jetting and helicoptering between London, Ibiza, New York and Monaco. She's also known for not being Robin Thicke's wife but still having his hand up her skirt. No wonder she's got 23,000 followers.