Last-Minute Valentine's Day Gifts
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Silver heart pill container pendant / $100
Compartment will fit 6 small antipsychotic pills comfortably.
The Womanizer: comes with a "100% orgasm guarantee"
It's not a vibrator. It's a gadget that suckles the clitoris. Vanessa Marin, a licensed psychotherapist specializing in sex therapy, said it "induces powerful orgasms in a shockingly short amount of time." - Mark
Square, lightweight plastic flask from Stanley
Sturdy, multicolored flasks that go around the world with you, perfectfor a sneaky V-day cocktail with your sweetie (Previously) - Cory
Concrete Park: apocalyptic, afrofuturistic graphic novel of greatness
Concrete Park is a beautifully told war-comic in the tradition of DMZand Transmetropolitan, but with an even more ambitious storyline, filledwith so many warring factions, crosses and double-crosses, and generalbadassery that it's a good thing that the creators chose to use suchstylish infographics, textual notes, and visual tricks to make sense ofit all (Previously) - Cory
Laser-cut birchwood landscape rings / $24
Beautiful landscape rings to mix and match from Britain-there are houses, trees and mountains (there's also an acrylic tsunami). Read more - Cory
Sex and Drugs: A Journey Beyond Limits
A classic book of blissed-out altered consciousness by Boing Boing patron saint Robert Anton Wilson. - Mark
Solder up a special something for your loved one or, better yet, have a romantic maker date and do it yourselves. Ah, love just makes everything glow. - David
Diamond-Accent Pendant Necklace / $80
For those who just need to get the Valentine's Day situation dealt with immediately - Rob
Anatomical Heart Necklace / $48
Designed by Lost Apostle, the heart is white bronze, approximately 3/4" tap, and comes on a gunmetal chain. Also available as a ring! - David
doTERRA "Whisper" essential oil blend for women (fragrance) / $26
The ladies love it. The dudes love smelling it. Rose, jasmine, bergamot, cinnamon cistus, vetiver, ylang ylang, cocoa, vanilla, sandalwood, and patchouli. OMFG. - Xeni
End grain basswood board, scoring rings separated by hydraulically inserted brass, and polished steel-tipped darts with birch wood barrels and shafts.- Rob
Pilot Vanishing Point retractible nib fountain pen / $140
I love my unique, never leaking Pilot/Namiki Vanishing Point. I have carried it for years and the pen writes as beautifully today as when I bought it. Read More - Jason
Full Body Spandex Lycra Suit / $40
Enjoy a close encounter of the 4th kind with your loved one!
Rechargeable, splash-proof, and impressively powerful with five different vibration modes and 10 speed settings. For internal action, check out the LELO Gigi!
Amara Venezuelan Sipping Chocolate / $13
.Delicious dark cacao powder and cacao butter. Pure sex, man. This is the real deal. Think of it as what expresso is to coffee: intense, made to be savored with sensual focus. - Xeni
Five bucks a sheet
If you don't have enough Valentine's Day magic. - Jason
For writing romantic slashfic
No! You may not buy an Inflatable T-Rex Costume for your love!Add your suggestions in the comments