The Food Surgeon Performs a Delicate Lobotomy on a Googly-Eyed Pineapple
by Lori Dorn from Laughing Squid on (#18XNC)
The Food Surgeon once again returned to the operating theater to perform a delicate lobotomy on an a juicy pineapple that had a crazed look in its uneven googly eyes.
Surgeon's notes:
0:11 - This. pineapple. looks. crazy.
0:41 - You'll appreciate this numbing agent in about 10 seconds.
1:07 - How is this a real medical procedure?
1:22 - Hmm, pineapple still looks very mentally ill. Time for drastic measures.
2:35 - Success!
3:22 - What day is tomorrow?